Tired, bleary eyed, and longing for a bit of a lie down? Welcome to the milk bar. I can’t restore your sleep but I can share some of the wonderful misadventures in parenting. Click on any of the links below for something serious, amusing or just a large, mesmerising GIF of a goldfish swimming back and forth. There’s no music, but you’re probably after silence not sound. Noise cancelling headphones are a winner, although you might want to make sure somebody’s minding the bub first.